I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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