Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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