i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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