My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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