So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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