Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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