Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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