He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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