yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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