Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
