drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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