miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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