I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
A+ Viking dick
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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