Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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