okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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