im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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