People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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