i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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