I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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