There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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