Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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