I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
worst night to have a conscience
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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