I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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