Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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