Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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