Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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