whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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