I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
