Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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