Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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