CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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