It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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