Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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