I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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