Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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