so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
