please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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