when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
