He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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