No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
whose parrot is this?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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