he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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