well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
