You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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