I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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