in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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