its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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