You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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