He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
and she was petting her beer can
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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