Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
