Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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