im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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