Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
