Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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