Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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